faedaimon:

Why did we stop with ballroom dances??? Like seriously to waltz around a room with a handsome stranger to classical music while others look at us with envy and after the music ends both of you with flushed cheeks, breathing fast, the sexual tension ; that was the shit.

Some of us had to sacrifice that part of the beauty and the beast fantasy so we could own the enormous library.

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I’m going give my boss my two weeks notice soon to tell him I’m going to use whatevers in my saving to travel, and when the pressures of providing for myself become too much stress, I’m going to kill myself. All because I’m tired of living day after day, doing to work of five and killing myself for a job I feel I can no longer emotionally bare, all to go home exhausted and barely being able to live within my means. Oh, and i also have no social life, and feel like I’ve never really had any close friends or relationships, so my life isnt really worth living anyway.


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taplove2015:
“ macrolit:
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livingjoke:

Star Wars: *points at very specific things* Okay, so this is canon and everything else isn’t

Doctor Who: *shovels everything with the DW logo on it into a big pit labeled ‘canon’* Yes

It helps that doctor who is very loose with the original timeline. Like, I’m pretty sure 80% of what we know all happens in different timelines that arent even connected to the original. I’m pretty sure the amy pond arch happens in it’s own separate alternate universe.

(via anynameisbetterthanmyfirstone)


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pukicho:

kvistwig:

pukicho:

mount Rushmore redesign on the house

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It’s sacred land, we really shouldn’t!

Ah my bad let me just

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and then just

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Why does this part look like jar jar binks?

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brunhiddensmusings:

guerrillatech:

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you put that back in your mouth we’re on a prophesy boycott untill shit get sorted or untill people start prophesying something more pleasant

Dont worry, soon the police wont be able to afford uniforms much less patrol robots.

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twitblr:
“They stopped reporting because the protests are peaceful and they can’t demonize the movement.
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luminousbensolo:
“One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were” ”